Finding equal nuts is Difficult….
Not only Difficult but seems impossible now
Twenty Seven years down the line and no girlfriends….
The Biggest bar is my IQ of 130; (Dekha phir shuru ho gaya);
I always feel people get impressed by intelligence, but damn it; it never helped me in getting a single date.
I do have a romantic feelings but I am more workaholic; I would expect people coming on my Birthday party immaterial to I never attend one ( Dekha kitni problems hain)

I can explain toughest problems of physics to Gafur (I call donkeys as Gafur) but can’t explain depth of my love to even most intelligent girl. (Shit!!!)
I can write wonderful love proposals like this one…….. but my Geeky nature can spill water on it anytime…….
This is how… “I would prefer proposing a Girl”

Once Jasmine took a bottle of perfume and applied it on; and the moment she applied it. She got converted into a deadly poisonous snake, a breed so dangerous that if someone touches it; would collapse immediately.
Actually the bottle of scent was replaced with a magical potion and this was work of none other than Miraj.
Aladdin was all helpless as he could just see this happen and do nothing, Genie knew cure for this problem; and it was consumption of special apple, placed far away in an orchid; some thousands miles away.
Aladdin, Jasmine (Snake), Genie, Abu and Iago somehow they all reached to the magical garden where there was a tree that had this special apple.
Without wasting a single moment Aladdin tried to pluck apple; but magical spell of Miraj spoiled entire tree. Now there were no scopes of curing Jasmine…..
Jasmine asked Aladdin to leave immediately else she would touch him (this actually shows the extent to which she loved Aladdin and wanted him not to waste his entire life for sake of a snake)
But what Aladdin did was something unbelievable he poured the remaining potion on himself and got converted in to snake…..(All because for him love meant companionship and dedication)
What I would like say now is ….
If I were Aladdin and you were jasmine, even I would have done the same for you.
Your companionship means everything to me and there is nothing in life without you.
Even after this I can’t say I m the best match for you…..
There are so many good people in this world far better than me….
But what I can assure is… Though presently I can’t fulfill any of your dreams and desires but can certainly understand them.
Please trust me and give me a chance…
If today you accept me; I promise I would get you entire world at your feet…..
Have faith in my words and give me a chance to be yours.
For once and forever………
I love you more than u imagine and owe you more than you know.

After saying this!!! The Idiot in me would immediately show intelligence where is not at all required and can say….
“This is a perfect example of liquids of different specific gravities… all fluids at different level.” (holding a glass of Faluda in hand)
Or,, if it is over a cool drink ( U know Santa was creation of Coca cola or any intelligent shit like that,,,,
In fact I told a good friend of mine, a girl by chance…
“ Bus Train aur Ladki k peeche kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye, ek jaati hai toh doosri aati hai”
Immediately girl replied “Saare ladke Rikshaw ki tarah hote hain; ek ko haath dikhao toh Dus rukte hain”
Finally angoor Khaate hain aur meine apne saare hatiyar daal diye hain….” Agar kisi bechari ki sach mein kismet kharab hai; toh she would end-up getting married to me”